Judy Wood's "Nasty P*ssy"

Bidden, I received an email from someone named Tyler Kellen (tyler@sleekcode.net). Apparently, he is a moderator of a message board, board.crewcial.org The subject of the email said, "BCO: Welcome to the Belly of the Beast Mr. Warran." The body of the email contained only the following:

Username: StevenWarRan
Password: 911d00d
Let’s roll.

"StevenWarRan," or stevenwarran, is an internet stage name I use instead of my real name, Steven Welch. I am an internet actor/poster/artiste who attempts to debunk the official story of September 11th 2001 by using a variety of legal, ethical, moral and artistic constructs to help release the paradigm held by a shrinking percentage of American opinion, (and an even less percentage worldwide,) that the American government's version of reality could possibly be true.

I'd been following several crewcial threads that were lightheartedly discussing me and my work on November 14. On November 15 at 3:40am Tyler's email invited me in to participate. I admit, I misread his invitation, "Let's Role," as saying, "Bring It On!"

Six threads linked here contain the body of this work.

• StevenWarRan - The truth about BCO involvement in the events of September 11th
• Petition: Give Steve Warran an account on BCO.
• Welcome to the Belly of the Beast Mr. Warran
• Gentlemen, we have been breached
• Has stevenwarran said ANYTHING funny yet.
• The truth about BCO involvement in the events of September 11th Redux

Our association began much earlier however, on a crewcial thread from 2005 called
The 9/11 Pentagon Conspiracy, which only included me a year later when...

riskus posted this on October 28th, 2006 @ 5:54:27 pm

this shit is never going to end. I can only hope people dont continue to point this crap out to me
http://stevenwarran.blogspot.com/2006/10/steve-riskus-and-critical-thrash-is.html [stevenwarran.blogspot.com]

Our first chance at a discussion, on November 15, 2007, was mostly banter and play, and by that evening my account no longer was working. I emailed Tyler to thank him for the ride

That was fun! Thank you very much! Hope you got something out of it as well. I emailed sxesteve and got a very civil response back! Is it time for the spy to come in from the cold? My assets feel extremely penetratable but that window may close suddenly (I know my assets well.) P.S.That deft little thing you did with the technology really put me in my place!

Tyler very nicely emailed back

Steven, I’m glad you enjoyed yourself, it definitely provided us with some amusement as well. PS: I really doubt that but I’m glad you’re making light of it because it certainly wasn’t meant to be taken seriously.

(I think we may have gotten our steves a little bit mixed upped in our post scripts, but it was of no account.)
Being prohibited from posting on his board, I emailed Tyler back with a long first-draft of a blog I was working on

Hi Tyler! Sorry to bother you. It's just that you are my only human contact in the entire world at the moment. Don't feel any pressure please. I was just working on a new blog about you guises IP addresses and I got to the hard part--transcribing all the educational institutions information--and I needed to come up for air! I thought to send you a 1rst draft in hopes you guise might provide some psycho-sexual stimulation (assuming you've caught on to my routine.)

I'm calling it:

The Meat and the Potatoes

Stevenwarran has made a specialty of publishing the IP addresses of visitors who come to him from an organized theme or source, and he has been roundly criticized for the Internet naiveté this displays—a lacuna, which he quickly owns. But like when Craig Ranke pooh-poohed the 50-year-old recently after having to teach him the difference between his browser window and his search engines, stevenwarran can feel only charm in his own incompetence.

And he doesn’t need to be a pattern algorithm expert to infer certain information from the relationships established in a two-day surge of visits by posters to the crewcial.org message board. Relationships between corporate, educational, not-for-profit and governmental organizations that beg the question: What motivates 800 people who vehemently disagree with his research, opinion and analysis about the events of September 11, 2001, to come calling, with some staying hours even, especially since they say they deplore the sub-standard writing style the material is delivered in?

You’ll have to answer that question for yourself [hidden.txt]lemmings.[/hidden.txt] StevenWarRan can only laboriously lay out the information as he continues to fly on a wing and a prayer.

Corporate America
The following list of corporate entities (with maybe a few not-for-profits and tech. switching centers thrown in as well by mistake,) are guilty of visiting stevenwarran.blogspot through a recent linkage via crewcial.org, and like a man who has sex with another man, even just once in their entire lives, they should be viewed as queered by it.

Morrison & Foerster, San Francisco CA 204.130.0.8
Pixel Bridge, Lexington Mass. 66.238.208.34

Yurman, Design New York NY 12.0.195.131

J. Crew Group, New York NY 63.119.165.134

Algomod, New York NY 12.111.23.142

Monsanto, Saint Louis Missouri 164.144.248.25

Extensive Networks, San Bernardino CA 66.215.183.2

Active Fire Sprinkler, Livingston NJ 67.106.158.130

Acc Business, Beachwood Ohio 12.168.218.82

Gennera Knab, Cleveland Ohio 75.55.41.94

Emerson Electric Co, Saint Louis Missouri 64.238.49.65

Seaport Graphics, Boston Mass 72.72.5.162

American Institute of Architects, D.C. 63.139.140.251

Mohonk Mountain House, Newburgh NY 63.138.149.130

Teamcornerstone.com, Sterling Conn. 68.109.229.67

Freemarkets, Pittsburgh PN 205.247.136.10

Warner Music Group, New York NY 63.116.153.5

Danger.com, “United States” 216.220.216.165

Massachusetts Continuing Legal, Cambridge 64.3.163.98

AD Marble And Co., Conshohocken PN 65.118.44.98

Uslec Corp. ccaha.org, Philadelphia PN 209.155.25.106

Baker & Daniels, Indianapolis IN 208.216.217.174

Charles Fletcher, Chicago IL 69.222.7.246

Global Sports, King of Prussia PN 208.247.73.130

Boston Architectural Center Brookline MA 67.1`08.219.66

Myvzw.com “United States” 70.212.252.146

Open Computer Network, Tokyo Japan 222.148.81.205

Womens World Banking New York NY 209.73.14.138

Cove Software Systems, Annapolis Maryland 151.196.93.63

Corente, East Brunswick NJ 209.176.2.2

Berndt Group, Baltimore Maryland 207.22.66.13

Sympatico, Toronto Ontario 69.159.203.198

Csc. Holdings Inc., Lindenhurst NY 68.195.253.114

Intellispace mjhnyc.org New York NY 160.79.156.82

Factset Research Systems, Norwalk Conn. 65.209.67.124

Intellispace WorkingMother.com 160.79.179.50

Sterling Johnson Capital Belvedere Tiburon CA 63.203.254.190

Right Media Llc, New York NY 208.71.40.10

Nibsco, Washington D.C. 67.94.172.66

Eli Lilly & Co. Indianapolis IN 40.0.40.10

Badnwidth Cary NC 63.238.141.45

Schwartz.com, New York NY 216.173.53.154

Mary Ann Leibert, Larchmont NY 198.65.193.70

Morgan Stanley Group, New York NY 205.228.12.194

Environmental Science Assoc. Sacramento CA 63.81.9.97

Special Olympics, Washington D.C. 208.248.164.4

Nicos Ag, Chicago IL 66.93.6.130

Abcam Cambridge Mass 68.236.66.58

Hearst Corporation New York NY 198.185.164.128

Tla Video Philadelphia PN 67.62.180.106

Ccaha.org Philadelphia PN 209.155.25.106

Traffic.com Wayne PN 64.94.198.252

Leadership Directories New York NY 74.8.182.162

Heartlandalliance.org Chicago IL 66.9.181.6

Embarq Corporation Fayetteville NC 76.5.181.100

Paine Webber Group New York NY 162.66.50.2

Lost Boys Bv Amsterdam Holland 195.248.238.9

Cidc Internal Use Beloeil Quebec 72.10.131.250

Clean Harbors Environmental Norwell Mass 12.15.160.6

McNally Robinson Booksellers Calgary Alberta CA 209.82.102.162

Stamats Comm. Cedar Rapids IA 204.118.37.131

Molecular Nutting Lake Mass 12.33.239.250

The Repeat Offenders:

Frittering away their office hours monitoring a nonsense blog like stevenwarran. They should be ashamed of themselves. Do your jobs, America, or we won’t be able to compete!

Electronicrealm.com, San Francisco CA 69.228.164.41

Together Networks, Seattle WA 209.91.50.252

Waterford Foundation, Waterford VA 65.222.218.79

Washington City Paper, Washington D.C. 206.239.195.4

Sargent & Lundy Engineers, Chicago IL 151.154.61.212

Piper Rudnick.com, 206.181.141.34

Imaging Associates, Fort Mill SC 12.6.10.3

Valentine Insurance Agency, Bloomingdale IL 76.243.234.33

Wayne County Gov., Detroit Mich. 208.39.170.78

Kaiser Permanete Medical Care, Walnut Creek CA 162.119.64.119

Ad Astra 272375, Kansas City Missouri 68.91.202.8

SK Intertainment, Oak Park IL 64.74.108.101

Gilbert Sackman A Law Corporation, L.A. CA 12.48.102.114

Frog Design, Dallas Texas 204.57.75.26

Alliance Mortgage Co., Jacksonville FL 208.60.35.95

Goldman Sachs, N.Y. NY 206.230.48.34

Parexel, Bedford Mass. 12.104.10.143

Group 9, Levittown PN 209.37.61.3

Cfi Group, Ann Arbor Michigan 63.144.73.222

The Top Bad Boys:

With multiple addresses all over America, these companies spend way too much time playing with stevenwarran and their profit and loss statements show it. Investors beware!

Rcn Corporation Brookline Mass. 207.180.155.61

Rcn Corporation, Brighton Mass 209.6.144.176

Rcn Corporation, Gaithersburg Maryland 216.164.49.218

Rcn Corporation, Lehigh Valley PN 207.172.191.223

Rcn Corporation, Silver Springs Maryland 208.59.171.165

Mediacom Communication Corp., Columbia Missouri 12.219.218.105

Mediacom Communication Corp., Smithville GA 12.208.152.248

Mediacom Communication Corp., Middletown NY 12.202.116.232

Mediacom Communication Corp., Iowa City IA 12.217.251.110

Mediacom Communication Corp., Des Moines IA 12.226.76.213

Performance Systems International, New York NY 38.96.167.138

Performance Systems International, Reston VA 38.118.49.58

Aquantive, New York NY 216.99.15.253

Aquantive, Philadelphia PN216.99.2.9

Government By The People

Other websites like mine have posted far more interesting collections of site visits by quasi-military-industrial complex-related government entities, but I’m just a baby getting started in the game and I’ll take what I can get.

Government of the District of Columbia 164.82.84.3

Executive Office of the Governor State of Florida 204.115.188.46

Department of Homeland Security (Lbm) Durham NC129.33.119.12

Drug Enforcement Administration Arlington VA 4.21.148.147

Naval Ocean Systems Center Chevy Chase Maryland 199.211.133.254

New York Sate Senate Troy NY 63.118.56.110

State of Texas General Services Commission San Antonio TX 168.39.180.182

The Whores of Academia

Wesley Theological Seminary D.C. 12.170.152.114
Winthrop University Rock Hill SC 206.74.211.217
Fordham University Bronx NY 150.108.198.56
Catholic University of America D.C. 136.242.172.159
University of Sheffield UK. 143.167.204.184
Temple University Philadelphia PA 155.247.166.29
Yale University New Haven CN 130.132.20.205
130.132.246.223
State University of New York Stony Brook 130 245.199.91
Palmer College of Chiropractic Davenport IA 198.102.101.2
University of Illinois at Chicago 131.193.226.10
128.135.188.196
Northeastern University Tewsbury MA 155.33.136.139
Mount Sinai School of Medicine N.Y. NY 146.203.130.11
Mount Sinai School of Medicine Roslyn NY 146.203.8.45
State University Seattle WA 66.194.72.10
University of Oregon, Eugene OR 128.223.169.30
College of St. Catherine Saint Paul MI 140.225.138.79
University of Pennsylvania 130.91.67.47
128.91.97.123, 130.91.97.88, 130.91.117.190
130.91.157.152 130.91.163.49 130.91.140.36
165.123.92.208 165.123.32.44
University of California San Diego, La Jolla 132.239.157.202
Albert Einstein College of Medicine Bronx NY 129.98.226.116
Columbia College Chicago IL 206.69.212.102
George Washington University D.C. 128.164.132.33
128.164.180.23
Case Western Reserve University Cleveland OH 129.22.192.141
Charlotte Public Schools, Michigan 71.153.249.2
Florida State University, Tallahassee FL 128.186.233.19
Rutgers University Dayton NJ 128.6.31.134
NYC Public Schools Bronz NY 165.155.200.141
Stanford University Stanford CA 171.65.13.89
MICA.edu Baltimore Maryland 38.118.23.100
University of Chicago IL 128.135.188.196
University of Pittsburgh Medical Center PN 128.147.38.10
Johns Hopkins University Baltimore MD 128.220.181.48
162.129.137.63 128.220.8.227
Harvard University Cambridge MA 140.247.74.153
Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia (chop.edu) 159.14.240.230
Montefiore Medical Center Bronx NY 216.255.101.58
Longwood Medical Area Network (Harvard) 134.174.179.65
University of Florida Gainesville FL 128.227.50.179
University of North Carolina Chapel Hill 152.2.201.85
American Institute of Physics Woodbury NY 192.58.150.187
Valdosta.edu Georgia Board of Regents 168.18.163.124
State University Seattle WA 66.194.72.10
Kentlaw.edu Glenview Il 66.158.7.181
University of California San Francisco 128.218.15.130
Oarnet (CSCC.edu) Columbus OH 198.30.76.185
Geneva College Beaver Falls PN 63.172.28.111
The Drexel University Campus Philadelphia PN 129.25.12.89
Bethune Ed Little Rock AR 67.66.127.49
University of Maryland at Baltimore 134.192.143.5
Georgetown University D.C. 141.161.144.247
University of Iowa Iowa City IA 128.255.49.50
128.255.106.162
Laroche.edu Allison Park PN 192.204.190.254
Brooks Institute Santa Barbara CA 216.231.3.166
Sweet Briar College sbc.edu VA 198.28.58.131
Southeast Missouri State University Cape Girardeau 150.201.63.190
Lehigh University Bethlehem PN 128.180.77.100

On November 18, I noted that in another act of retreat, an associated message board called critical thrash had recoded its access, making their threads publicly unavailable. This was the third such defeat by the boards. They first made their membership private, then they made their contents unavailable for searches consequent to robots.txt. Thirdly, they were making the actual bodies of the threads, which contained an enormous amount of my personal writings unavailable to me or others. So I emailed Tyler back in a fit of pique.

I'm really mad that you assholes found it necessary to recode my critical thrash threads and make them publically unavailable. Wasn't it your game to have an "closed forum under the guise of an open one?"

Repeatedly, you have had to pull back as your position has been overrun. You are being defeated in increments. How does it feel to lose more wars big strong American fighting men?

I think I'm going to have to track you down and kill you now. Plus, I have the whole thread downloaded (and printed out on paper. Remember paper you callow youth?) and I will post it in toto on my blog where even robots.txt can't have at it, and only because you telegraphed the importance of the material.

Muhahahahaha.

And you did read I said I was going to track you down and kill you didn't you? Homos. We shall, we shall rock you! I am going to use my Chinese opera stage weaponry, circa 1825, and I'm going to prick your boils. Then I'm going to boil your prick!

Tyler must not have appreciated my masterful use of transliteration between pique and prick. Just moments ago, about 2pm EST, I received a phone call from an Officer Erik Norstein of the Sauk Rapids, Minnesota police department, saying he had received a complaint from Tyler Kellen that I had threatened him with Chinese Opera stage weaponry, circa 1825! Officer Erik asked if, before he subpoenaed IP addresses and pursued an investigation, if I'd be willing to not email Tyler in the future. I readily agreed. Before Officer Erik made his plea I had slipped in two more emails to Tyler of an escalating nature.

One, titled, All you people need to hang by the neck until dead, read

Tyler: The January 9-15, 1997 issue of Metro http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.09.97/cover/mil-spend1-9702.html

Do you see the historic progression that's led us to today's international debacle? But then a complete outsider with no skills whatsoever like myself can come in and through inference, cause as much damage as I have to the officially sanctioned story, the one that all 800 of you establishment, pretend-non-establishment,crewcial types hold onto and defend so fiercely. This is all well and good, except I don't like the light-hearted banter gloss that you effect. I think Ian Meyer is much more honest when he lets go with "the directed energy weapon of Judy Wood's nasty pussy." My, my! She must be causing some problems in control central!

And for the record, violence doesn't work any more. I know this so I don't advocate it. I don't know what you and your friends believe, because your whole game has become so convoluted by aliases and fake accounts and code and double-entendre that you don't know if you're coming or going. You may even be a friend to me and support my theories but you're unable to be honest and express it in any useful or productive way. Call it double-return-cointelpro-counter-antireductive agentry. Useless garbage.

My next email, with a subject heading, Hideous Motherfuckers!!!! was terser, which was worser.

http://www.inthesetimes.com/article/2412/

Death becomes you.

So I could appreciate Officer Erik's call, and Tyler's call to him that prompted it, as a call from God, saying whoa, Nemo, time to chill.


The sidebar exchange with steve riskus that I mentioned above, elicited from the mysterious eyewitness the most extensive communication we've ever had.

Our Email Exchange Nov. 16-19, 2007

To steve riskus, I say it would be great to be back on your critical thrash board to bat banter and sling slang now that I am a bit more mature. My real concern is having access to threads by and about me, or in which I have contributed. At least I found a cached version of the introductory thread, have you guys seen this yet?, and my masterpiece, Hi Boys! I hope you're watching the Discovery Channel.

The waste of time that is board.crewcial.org on the other hand, is best expressed in those few postings where a dialectic slightly more serious than mining for aliases and fake accounts can be found. One such poster, named murphy had this to say on November 15th, 2007 @ 12:21:48 pm:

My brother in law was one of the first policemen at the scene and has a piece of the plane. I've seen it.

The utter inanity of such a statement is disrespectful of the 9-11 dead because of its sheer stupidity. Like the eyewitnesses who say they saw a plane come in on "an unrecoverable dive," if Americans had to die, could not the plot that killed them have ironed out the details of a sensible story?

Science and rule of law have given way to fable and spin. When TWA Flight 800 investigator James Sanders was accused of stealing a playing-card-sized piece of seat fabric from the doomed plane he was rigorously prosecuted and faced ten years in jail. But in contrast, Flight 77 provided a plethora of fiberglass souvenirs and mementos, from Rumsfeld's mounted piece as a coffee-table sculpture, which he fawned over in a Fox Network bio-pic, to Penny Elgas'
museum donation, and aziz elhallan's show-and-tell..

A drunk murphy, we are told.

And to anybody listening, especially Tyler Kellen and Ian Meyer, nothing has been so fruitful as the chance line of Ian's in one of the BCO threads above, when he says, and I paraphrase,

"The directed energy weapon that is Judy Wood's nasty pussy."

We reveal ourselves in myriad ways. Sometimes with the sheer nonsensicalness of our depravity. Ian, your foul and miserable characterization of your female opponent should have every one of your female colleagues at your throat baying for revenge. If you can't treat a doctor of science with basic human respect you ought to get your blue-eyed, blond-haired Jewish ass back to Iowa and sit out the rest of your life in a corn field.

Ian Meyer and HIS nasty pussy

But you have shone a spotlight on the immense power of your opponent's argument through your careless and stupid remark. You black-budget operatives are weak and sloppy non-starters in the competitive new century.

And Tyler? Better keep your boils to yourself.

Tyler Kellen after a boil piercing.