Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Gary Lutnick and the Mysterious Ann de Sollar

Poor little Howard Lutnick. Such a heavy PR load he has to carry. I thought I'd Google his brother Gary's name in quotation marks to see if he was picking up any of the slack.

Howard couldn't give an interview for months without mentioning at least two talking points: 1) he took his son to his first day of school, and 2) he lost his brother Gary in the Towers that morning. If there was time he would mention Cuba, pardon me, Calvin Gooding, and his "best friend," Doug Gardner. The basketball court and the Integrated Athletic Center.

We hear the name Gary Lutnick mentioned hundreds of times, but we never learn anything about the young martyr. Other than a brief New York Times profile of Gary, which isn't developed much beyond toys, video games and jet skis, it's almost as if Gary Lutnick didn't really exist---as though he were a phantom.

But look---he had a girlfriend. On October 29, 2001, she's interviewed on Larry King Live, where she plays his last telephone message to her, left as he's supposedly roasting to death on the 105th floor of the North tower. She's the last of eleven guests on that evening's show. Oh my. She does have a haughty tone. Works for the Duchess of York's personal charity, we are told. Would that be Weight Watchers by any chance dear?

One blind date, "and it was, I think, fate, because there was a horrible snowstorm and Gary got snowed in for three days. So we had a long first date, and it got very serious very quickly. .." Nice. Very nice.
Snow storm in New England. But then Larry King goes and spoils the archetype with a non sequitur
KING: "So serious that you were converting to Judaism, right?"
What, Larry! Was Gary whacked with a shofar?

But the young lady, Ann de Sollar, flies off to Hawaii for some in-depth work on her inner shiksa, to attend a Tony Robbins seminar, "and Tony said something to the whole audience [oh! I was so embarrassed!] -- it wasn't just to me. But he said, "you cannot dance in the present if you're carrying around a ball and chain from the past." And it clicked.

Wow. An eureka moment for sure.
But you lying, thieving lizard-livered, malicious misfits: Ann de Sollar has only six Google Entries! NOTHING BEYOND THE LARRY KING INTERVIEW! SHE IS A MADE_UP CODE: ANN OF THE DOLLARS!

Ann of the dollars. There. I hope you're happy. Whore ass man.

And we can know where the Duchess of York connection comes from. Did Sarah provide the bona fides to pass muster with the CNN producers? Larry King was obviously briefed. So who's going to take the fall for this one? The Media or the Duchess, I wonder?

SARAH FERGUSON ATTENDS CANCER RESEARCH BENEFIT HONORING HOWARD LUTNICK- New York Post 74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:c6IGnw9CzOoJ:www.n...

October 24, 2008 --WHEN ever-loyal Sarah Ferguson heard Denise Rich was honoring Cantor Fitzgerald CEO Howard Lutnick at her cancer research fund-raiser, the former Duchess of York jetted over from London. It seems Lutnick and his wife, Allison, once gave office space to the frisky redhead when her marriage to Prince Andrew went bad, helping her back on her feet. Lutnick has raised $180 million for survivors of Cantor employers killed on 9/11. Actor Evan Handler - who says he's best known as "the bald-headed Jewish lawyer on 'Sex and the City' " - told the crowd about his bone narrow transplant after a leukemia diagnosis in 1985. "What doesn't kill you," he joked, "screws you up for a really long time." Helping raise $1.7 million for Gabrielle's Angel Foundation were jeweler Lorraine Schwartz, Eric and Kimberly Guilfoyle Villency, plus Patti LaBelle and Gladys Knight, who rattled the rafters at Cipriani Wall Street.

16 comments:

  1. Wow ! So Ann De Sollar doesn't exist? And neither does Gary Lutnick? Fascinating !

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  2. Yes, dick breath.

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    and I published my shit long before Simon and hoi

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  3. Steve,

    Nice work on Lutnick. Any way we can nail this phantom down for sure? Birth records, etc? Any ideas? This is one set of names I would like to see get bowled over. Howard Lutnick was responsible for the largest single payout of the 911 victims compensation fund for "employee's." To the tune of 1.3-1.7 billion dollars, probably closer to the latter number.

    Howard Lutnick had at lest 1.3 billion reasons to participate in such a grand hoax as 911.

    Cheers-
    Phil

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  4. Phil---
    May I remind you that for the last 16 months I have been unable to access your forum:

    "You have been banned for the following reason: No reason was specified. Date the ban will be lifted: Never"

    And that I have no way to respond to your questions in a manner which constitutes probable reasoning.

    SW

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  5. Seriously? You did not do your research very well. But then I don't think you want her to exist.

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  6. FWIW, Gary Lutnick was a good man. I worked with him for 3 years on Cantor's prop trading desk.

    Unreal how some people speculate to advance their own names at the expense of the dead. A real testament to one's character.

    RIP to all my former colleagues who did not make it that fateful day.

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  7. You are completely delusional and should be committed. I've worked at cantor for nearly 20 years and lost many friends in the attacks. Your comments are not only at the expense of the dead, but also their friends and families.

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  8. all of you anonymous who've rallied behind Howard are full of goose dung.heres a question.. "HOW MANY WALL STREET CEO's attend any school function for their offspring>???
    ZERO, ZILCH, NADA, NIENTE.. do you know why? because THEY ARE FAR TOO BUSY SWILLING SHIT AND MAKING TRILLIONS to give a rat's ass re: their zygote. LUTNICK made SURE he was PHOTOGRAPHED with his little piss ant. damn sure... note the time of his KOdak moment at the illustrious HORACE MANN.. 08:45:00
    precise moment of impact

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  9. And since Cantor provided free office space to the Duchess of York it would have been more likely "Ann" and "Gary" would have met by chance in the building then on a blind date.

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  10. Why are you so delusional and angry? How can you take something so devastating for so many of us and make it into your own personal silly, contrived mystery?

    I knew Gary Lutnick very well, dated him for many years, and I can assure you that he was not only real, but he lives on in so many of our memories because he was such a special person.

    To insinuate that Howard in any way benefited from the tragic loss of his brother is depraved. Howard absolutely adored Gary.

    Please find something else to focus on that has some vailidity or is just not hurtful to those of us who lost someone we loved on that horrible day.

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  11. Ann Desollar is from my hometown, Beardstown, IL, and she is a very real person.

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  12. It only has 6 hits when you spell it incorrectly, dumbass. Try Desollar.

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  13. IT IS ALL FAKE AND THAT ASSHOLE hOWARD lUTNIK DID PROFIT FROM 911 WHEN HE SUED American aIRLINES AND POCKETED THE 135 MILLION AWARDED TO HIM BY jUDGE Alvin hALLERSTEIN. tHESE JEW FUCKERS DID 911

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  14. THAT IS RIGHT THE FILTHY JEW FUCKER HOWARD LUTNIK AND HIS PHONY 600 CANTOR FITZGERALD EMPLOYEES THAT HE IS STILL COLLECTING MONEY FOR AND POCKETING. THE JERK SHOULD BE IN PRISON.

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