Sunday, April 19, 2009

Hi Boys! I hope you're watching Discovery Channel

Let the Wars of Christian Secession begin! Yi Hi!

I was the first to predict the secessionist movement---over two years ago, in March 2007. (Although I misspelled it.)

Prescient, I am, but me bad speller.

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed was waterboarded 183 times in one month? Time to stop projecting the shadow and do something.

Comment moderation at the NYT is running very slowly. My two pithiest comments are

April 20, 2009 8:39 am

183 times? They should call it waterbored.

— stevenwarran, southampton, ny

April 20th, 2009 10:57 am

WWJT? — stevenwarran, southampton, ny

On Edit:

Just to remove my "Die motherfuckers, die!" from above, and to place it down here in the "timeout chair" until it settles down.

P.S. So, I called the FBI at 212-384-1000 this morning, and pressed option 2 for, "Joint Terrorism Task Force," and some schlomo picked up the phone on the first ring, and said, "Agent So-and-So-the-Mo-in-the-Mojo," and I asked him, "did we really waterboard Khalid Shaikh Mohammad 183 times?" And the little schlemiel hung up on me! Just like that!

On More Edit 4/22:

I just thought up another one:

Waterboarded 183 times in one month?

Ticking calender.

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