Thursday, April 30, 2009

"the 9/11 pentagon conspiracy" (9815 views) Thread From 2005 is Back in Circulation! Let's Go for 10,000 Views Gang!

Press here. Little NooB Grant J. from Cornell University had this to say:
    Grant J. posted this on April 29th, 2009 @ 10:48:26 pm

Amazing thread which I have not read until now. This alone made it worth not doing work I desperately need to do:
"Perhaps an explanation for Riskus’s time lag could be that he only roused himself from a deep dope lethargy"
I didn't make it any further due to laughing so much at "deep dope lethargy".

Ha! I will drag your IP address through the numerological mud my dear! One minute and 20 seconds to devote to stevenwarran? You little bitch.

Hi McDuh! I have a Bimbo shirt too, except mine's short sleeve because my dosha is pitta. So, what's your point in this photograph? Not filling out your tees in the shoulder department yet? What about that male pattern obesity thing? You have good taste in women but horrible taste in eyewear! San Fransisco can be so provincial darling! Steady there big guy!

Anyway, I just wanted to say hi before I jetted off to Rome for two weeks in May. Simon Shack has invited me, you see, to come stay in his crumbling mansion outside of Rome. I don't think I'll be live blogging from there---I'm sure you understand---nor Twittering much for that matter.

When I was in Costa Rica for two weeks in March I was going to blog about all the operatives who were desperately trying to penetrate my assets---and now I've gone and forgotten all their names! I real writer would have taken notes!

Anyway, so I shared my Top Secret files with the nice Canadian number, and he deserves a cash bonus for a job well done. He certainly was creative in preserving the goods, and a really sweet guy in the bargain. Keep em comin' asymmetrically!

So why do I look like I have the hangover?

His friend, the Polish physicist with the Oxbridge accent, was also very nice, but just in his own way. I say $10,000 in an envelope would be good for him.

I didn't know that I could act like such a mule sometimes! Flying into Costa Rica from New York, then traveling into Nicaragua, and then back into Costa Rica---all in the same day---would leave me looking so suspicious. The frontier guard (and I'm talking mean grimace and big School-of-the-America's biceps,) just laughed and laughed at me. I made daddy laugh!

I must tell you BCO'ers, that retiring from the Hurley-Burley of the rat race at age 50, combined with an upgrade to first-class travel, sure is a splendid payout for job well done. I hope that you all get the same treatment. But that's enough about you. Where do you think I should go for my two-week trip in July?

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Hi Boys! I hope you're watching Discovery Channel

Let the Wars of Christian Secession begin! Yi Hi!

I was the first to predict the secessionist movement---over two years ago, in March 2007. (Although I misspelled it.)

Prescient, I am, but me bad speller.

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed was waterboarded 183 times in one month? Time to stop projecting the shadow and do something.

Comment moderation at the NYT is running very slowly. My two pithiest comments are

April 20, 2009 8:39 am

183 times? They should call it waterbored.

— stevenwarran, southampton, ny

April 20th, 2009 10:57 am

WWJT? — stevenwarran, southampton, ny

On Edit:

Just to remove my "Die motherfuckers, die!" from above, and to place it down here in the "timeout chair" until it settles down.

P.S. So, I called the FBI at 212-384-1000 this morning, and pressed option 2 for, "Joint Terrorism Task Force," and some schlomo picked up the phone on the first ring, and said, "Agent So-and-So-the-Mo-in-the-Mojo," and I asked him, "did we really waterboard Khalid Shaikh Mohammad 183 times?" And the little schlemiel hung up on me! Just like that!

On More Edit 4/22:

I just thought up another one:

Waterboarded 183 times in one month?

Ticking calender.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

9/11 Blogger Can Eat My Dust

The hateful website that can't mention my name lest they lose their Jim Hoffman franchise. Well, they can have him. The following partial list of search terms return stevenwarran blogs AT NUMBER ONE! So let's see who wins! 9/11 Flogger, or the WAR RAN. (I've got to get my Blair Bozek numbers up, I admit. And I need to stay humble.)

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ira rennert
danny suhr
jared hansbrough
father stephen mcgraw
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donovan upchurch
james nachway
hillary smith garrison 3
tim timmerman
brian birdwell
steve riskus 3
chris plante pentagon
michael garcia pentagon
"eric gundersen"
eric m jones
mike buchanan pentagon
jude rothschadl
james s. robbins pentagon
dawn vignola
ron sachs pentagon
"kurt sonnenfeld"
david tarantino 911
andrea roane pentagon
gary bauer pentagon
margaret falk
maj. dan pantaleo
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bernard brown pentagon
sgt chris braman pentagon 9/11
carmen burgess 3
blair bozek pentagon 4
steve riskus 3
bob pugh videographer 5
lloyd england
fred gaskin pentagon 911 witness
jocelyn augustino photographer 3
aziz elhallan
hyungwon kang pentagon 3
justin scott,acfd 2
lori grinker jew
juana arias pentagon
albert turi
bob houlihan pentagon 3
mark faram
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christopher “kit” landis
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dave winslow ap reporter 5
james a. parcell pentagon
brian boisvert pentagon 2
isabel james pentagon
luke frazza pentagon 2
mohammad abdi 2
dan lopez, the daily progress, 9-11
chris sanseviro
penny elgas
charles burroughs pentagon mwaa
will morris 911 2
brian mulheren 3
bco ian meyer
dave thomas us navy
daryl donley
what time did the pentagon get hit in 911
beta theta pi secrets
beyond pearl harbor novak
critical thrash
pentagon columns
ron sachs photographer
ap photo pentagon tom horan
trent munson virginia pilot
So Flogger is pimping thermite big time now. That very well may be true, but so is dustification, seen right before our very eyes, in video and still images. Also, how does thermite disassemble the nuts and bolts of the big beams, the way directed energy weapons did?

Just a question for the big boys. Ta, men.